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God damnit I accidentally befriended someone who says “m’lady” and his sense of humor is repeating whatever you just said in a cheesey ass fake accent

Posted at 12:55 am on Thursday, August 21, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already

Posted at 12:53 am on Thursday, August 21, 2014 with 248,157 notes

cornishcapitol:

Memorials all over the World for Robin Williams - his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, his house from Mork & Mindy, the bench from Good Will Hunting, and the house from Mrs Doubtfire among them.

Rest in Peace Robin Williams.

Posted at 12:50 am on Thursday, August 21, 2014 with 33,155 notes

sheepalicious:

takeawaysthepain:

nentindo:

how do beliebers still even exist

How do dumbasses still exist?

thats literally the exact same question

Posted at 7:54 pm on Sunday, August 17, 2014 with 382,579 notes

royeah:

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

Hahhaha xD gold

Posted at 4:17 pm on Sunday, August 17, 2014 with 300,670 notes
Posted at 4:16 pm on Sunday, August 17, 2014 with 109,691 notes

grinderman2:

I just ate one (1) medium-sized apple and I am very excited to rollerblade for about 20 minutes, at which point I will have burned all of the calories gained from the apple and my body, lacking an energy source, will crumple lifelessly to the ground

Posted at 2:08 pm on Sunday, August 17, 2014 with 365 notes

hiptonized:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

Posted at 2:08 pm on Sunday, August 17, 2014 with 123,592 notes

nunown:

Somebody told me

You had a girlfriend

Who looked like a……………………..slime man

Posted at 2:08 pm on Sunday, August 17, 2014 with 58,312 notes

glowcloud:

You: *says something rude*
Me: *is sweet, beautiful, and taking care of animals*

Posted at 2:07 pm on Sunday, August 17, 2014 with 9,582 notes