The Dog Park
Look to the North. Keep Looking. There is Nothing Coming from the South...

bitterlips:

Gamestop

Posted at 3:30 pm on Thursday, August 28, 2014 with 134,088 notes

blonde-bookworm:

imagine being fourteen and having the mass-murderer who killed your parents telling you that he’s going to kill you

and then escaping with the corpse of a fellow student AND THEN HAVING NO-ONE BELIEVE YOU

AND GOING BACK TO LIVE IN A LOVELESS HOUSEHOLD FOR SIX WEEKS WITH NO INFORMATION FROM YOUR WORLD, THINKING THAT THAT MASS-MURDERER MIGHT BE STANDING ON YOUR DOORSTEP AT ANY MOMENT

Harry has every right to be angsty in ootp I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU HANDLE IT

Posted at 3:28 pm on Thursday, August 28, 2014 with 66,525 notes

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

Posted at 3:26 pm on Thursday, August 28, 2014 with 143,416 notes
Posted at 3:25 pm on Thursday, August 28, 2014 with 87,008 notes

the-real-seebs:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

That is a very powerful story. Also, that really is an incredible price on apple juice.

Posted at 3:24 pm on Thursday, August 28, 2014 with 989,035 notes

mlsandry:

we are like young sharknados

Posted at 9:51 pm on Friday, August 22, 2014 with 59,689 notes

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

Posted at 9:50 pm on Friday, August 22, 2014 with 259,152 notes

thewalkingginge:

Delsin+Reggie.

I am so proud of you, always have been… i love you bro.-Reggie

I love you brother..and i am sure going to miss you-Delsin

I’m not going to abandon you, alright? Not ever.

Posted at 9:50 pm on Friday, August 22, 2014 with 918 notes
an episode of supernatural: a summary
person: screams
person: runs around and does nothing productive to get his/herself out of current situation
person: well fuck
DUN DUN
~supernatural~
sam: hey dean
dean: no sam i'll protect you
sam: uh
dean: I SAID I'LL FUCKING PROTECT YOU
sam: ok dean
sam and dean: we're cops
everyone: lol ok
sam and dean: WHAT HAPPEN HERE
some guy: idk like some1 died or something???
sam and dean: wat about u
relative of dead person: chRIST I ALREADY TALKED TO THE FUCKING COPS
sam and dean: no you didn't
relative of dead person: ok. i don't know they came out of nowhere like idk what happened i'm so sad right now
sam and dean: wow yea u look pretty sad rn ok whatev bye
later~
sam: I GET WIFI IN EVERY SHITTY DICK MOTEL
dean: cheeseburger
sam: research
dean: diner food
sam and dean: AH IT MUST BE THIS ONE THING THAT IT OBVIOUSLY ISN'T
bobby: idjits
sam and dean: fight creature
creature: lol no
sam: it... not ded???? how???????
dean: sassy comment~
relative of dead: hey what's the haps
dean: we think it's this thing you've probably never heard of and/or is crazy as shit
relative of dead: WHAT
relative of dead: ok
sam: I KNOW HOW TO KILL IT
dean: i'll protect u
sam: .......................................................k
sam and dean: BURNIN' BODIES n shit
dean: looking into the fire with passion
sam: dean wtf
dean: i don't want to talk about it
sam: ok-
dean: I HATE DEMONS DAD IS DEAD AND THIS MORNING I DROPPED MY PIE ON THE GROUND AND TODAY HAS JUST BEEN A REALLY BAD DAY ALSO DID I MENTION DAD'S DEAD
sam: RANDOM-ASS CONFESSION~
dean: wow frick u sam
eric kripke: haha later bitches
Posted at 9:50 pm on Friday, August 22, 2014 with 127,014 notes

It always majes me chuckle when I see posts about how “I was born in the wrong generation, old music was so innocent now its all about sex and drugs” um excuse me the Beatles have a song called “Why don’t we do it in the road”

Posted at 9:46 pm on Friday, August 22, 2014 with 1 note